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		<title>Brief Intercepts of Hideous Man</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Over the weekend, I had the misfortune of stumbling upon the racist, misogynist twaddle of career coach, mens&#8217; rights activist, and titanic douchehole Marty Nemko. I saw an article of his in the Mensa bulletin. It was about time saving for the creative-minded, and I found it helpful as I am dreadful at making good [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thedivinepk.com/blog/?p=260</link>
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		<title>Naturally Coasting to Dimmer Shores</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes, I love Randy Newman. Yes, I think Howard Shore is remarkably overrated. I have thought this for years. But recently, when &#8220;The Natural&#8221; was playing in the background while I was putzing around the house, and I heard the theme playing as Robert Redford hit the final home run, it struck me: the brass [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thedivinepk.com/blog/?p=247</link>
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		<title>Shit You Never Think Will Actually Happen, then it Does</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It finally happened! I&#8217;ll provide you with some context. Last October I was fucked by one of those evil cameras installed at traffic lights. I was lost in Van Nuys. After I had pulled over to consult my Thomas Guide, like a diligent little Angelean, I continued on my way and stopped at a red [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thedivinepk.com/blog/?p=234</link>
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		<title>In Which the Title Finds Its Meaning</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last night a friend called to tell me she&#8217;s dying. I made it through ativan withdrawal. My physical symptoms were hell the first week. As expected. They gradually subsided. I needed friends. I am so fortunate to have you. I still have residual anxiety. I expect to for a while, but I actually do have [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thedivinepk.com/blog/?p=224</link>
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		<title>Welcome to the Monkey House. (Rehab: It&#8217;s not for Sissies)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My place of residence is now a one woman rehab facility. I&#8217;ll explain. As you probably know, I am fucking nuts. To temper my nutsness, I am on psychotropic medications. One of these, the benzodiazepine, ativan, is to placate my panic attacks, and as it&#8217;s highly addictive and I&#8217;ve been on a steady dose of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thedivinepk.com/blog/?p=217</link>
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		<title>In Which the Pants are Annoyed Off Me (and then appeased back on)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Can we please stop with Randy Newman already? He sucks and he has had zero impact on the music industry aside from insulting short people and making sucky songs for movies, which people forget about as soon as the film is out of the theaters. Stop trotting out flippin&#8217; sucky Randy Newman.&#8221; I read this in an email and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thedivinepk.com/blog/?p=204</link>
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		<title>From the Annals of my&#8230;heh heh, I said &#8220;annals.&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Listen Listen To the wind You think it speaks to you Just as you think He does The grand coincidence The fortunate few Not me but the yous Hold on to the wind Its vapor cradle Will only carry you To familiar places When I listen I hear spaces]]></description>
		<link>http://thedivinepk.com/blog/?p=199</link>
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		<title>Ty-D-Bol, Eggs, and Death</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We have a house drink. It was created by accident. One night, while were still living in Cambridge, we made a shit-ton of hard boiled eggs and invited a group of friends over so we could test out our new purchase: &#8220;The Eggstractor (as seen on tv).&#8221; For those who aren&#8217;t familiar, it consists of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thedivinepk.com/blog/?p=186</link>
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		<title>A Christmas Conversation  (parental advisory)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Lees: Merry Christmas, cuntsmear. PK: Merry Christmas, ass-castle! Lees: If I&#8217;m the ass-castle, that makes you the gashmoat. PK: With a fart fortress! And I&#8217;m texting you while I pee. Lees: My taint is the drawbridge. Just pee? PK: Yes. Would you like me to text again when I take a crap? Or give myself [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thedivinepk.com/blog/?p=168</link>
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		<title>One Brick at a Time</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve never really given much credence to all the New Year hoopla. I don&#8217;t make resolutions. I make changes when I feel ready to, not because the date happens to be January 1st. I&#8217;m not into reflecting on the past year and making changes for the new one, bla bla bla. Again, I know when [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thedivinepk.com/blog/?p=166</link>
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